Will he book something I didn't approve?

No. Bookings land on your phone as requests - you text back one word, YES books it. Nothing goes on the calendar without your thumb.

What if a caller asks something he doesn't know?

He takes it as a message instead of guessing, and it comes back to you as a question. Text the answer once and it's on record for the next call. He never invents a price.

How fast can he start?

The audition takes minutes. Going live is one call-forwarding code punched into your phone - about thirty seconds. Your number stays yours.

Will customers know he's AI?

He sounds like he works there, and most callers never think to ask. The ones who do get a straight answer - and then he books the job anyway.

My customers are older - they don't do robots.

He was built for them. Plain speech, numbers read back to make sure, nobody rushed off the line. The phone crowd is the whole point.

Founding rates, locked for life: Receptionist $149 a month, hiring now. Dispatcher $224 and Office Manager $299 open as he's promoted.

Canada-wide today - any province, any area code. The US is next: carrier registration is underway. Somewhere else? Say so anyway - when demand opens a market, we work to unlock it.

AI Employee for the TradesDirectory listing C–24

MURPHYC–24

Office services.Answers 24 hrs.Never misses.

Murphy’s Law says the call comes when your hands are full. This Murphy answers it.

A live audition - try to stump him.

Or ring him like a customer: (587) 606-0296 - hang up on him, watch the rescue.

Missed-call recovery · The clock is the point

The one that got away doesn't

The call you miss is the one that pays.

You're under a sink. It rings out. That used to be a lost job - the caller just dials the next name on the list. Murphy doesn't let the clock run out.

This is the one the demo line shows off. Ring (587) 606-0296, hang up like a rushed customer, and watch your own phone.

CALL LOGLine 1 · 6:58 PM

0:00Call in. Hands full.RANG OUT

0:08Text back fires: "Sorry we missed you - what do you need?"SENT

0:21Murphy calls them back. Live. Books it.CALLING

LEAD SAVED · before they dialled the next guy

How he works · Listing C–24, in practice

One call in. One clean work order out.

A customer calls while you’re on the tools. Murphy answers, asks the right questions, and files the job - it’s on your phone before they’ve hung up.

Murphy answers and asks what a good dispatcher would - what’s wrong, where, how urgent. “Text me a photo.”

The work order writes itself - specs, photos and all - and lands on your phone.

You text back one word. YES books it - on your calendar, at your prices. NO and CALL THEM work too.

WORK ORDERJOB J-0831 · 7:42 AM

Caller

Address

Job

Wants

Photos

Filed 90 seconds after the call · nothing books without your thumb

Listing amendments · Filed by text

You keep him current

Train him like staff.

Text a change and it's filed - every caller hears it. Text UNDO and it's struck. What he can't answer comes back to you as a question, and your reply becomes the listing.

REV A"we're closed monday for the long weekend"FILED · LIVE SAME MINUTE

REV BUNDOSTRUCK · BACK TO PRIOR

QUERYCouldn't answer: "do you replace mixing valves?"RETURNED TO OWNER

REV C"ya, swap-outs only"ON RECORD · KNOWN NEXT CALL

No dashboard. No training manual. You run the shop; he keeps the file.

The customer’s side · Proof of Progress

They watch the job move.

Every job Murphy files comes with a link for your customer - a live work order that updates as you work. The “any update?” calls stop. The phone tag stops. And every link they open has your name on it.

Real photos from the job, posted as it moves - the customer refreshes instead of ringing. Watch this one live →

Office services directory

A helluva lot more than a receptionist

The back office, alphabetized. The headaches, handled.

Calls

Answers when you can’tC–01

Sorts urgent from ordinaryC–02

Texts back the ones you missC–03

Follows up without forgettingC–04

Money

Drafts the quoteM–01

Chases what you’re owedM–02

Keeps the paperwork movingM–03

Asks happy customers for the reviewM–04

Schedule

Books with your say-soS–01

Confirms before you rollS–02

Fills the gaps in the dayS–03

Papers

Files a work order for every jobP–01

Keeps customer details straightP–02

Finds the thing you filed somewhereP–03

The math · Wages ledger

One saved call and he's paid for the month.

You don't need a spreadsheet. A single job you'd have lost to a missed call covers Murphy for weeks - everything he catches after that is money you weren't going to see.

A front-desk hire~$3,800/mo

nine-to-five · sick days · turnover · asleep at 2 a.m.

Murphy, Receptionist$149/mo

every call, every hour · founding rate, for life

Murphy’s Law · Revised edition

Everything that can go wrong, will. Someone should answer the phone when it does.

Murphy keeps you booked solid. You stay on the tools.

Help wanted · Immediate opening

Pick a job title

Hire Murphy

Promote Murphy anytime. His voice or hers - pick when you hire.

Position 01Front line

Receptionist

Answers every call and text, knows the shop, and captures the lead - on your phone before they hang up. Reviews and thumb-booking included.

$149/moFounding · for life

$299 after the pilot

Hire him

Position 02Back office

Dispatcher

Everything the Receptionist does - plus books the job into your calendar, sorts urgent from routine, and keeps the follow-up thread going.

$224/moFounding · for life

$499 after the pilot

Position 03Full shop

Office Manager

The whole front office, run unattended - follow-ups, quotes, chasing what’s owed, and a live job timeline your client can watch.

$299/moFounding · for life

$649 after the pilot

Dispatcher & Office Manager open as he’s promoted - . Sunshine Coast & Calgary · the board closes when the pilot fills.